Jonathan: (From the family room) "Mommy, how do you spell "miles per hour"? "
Me: (From the computer) "You can just write "MPH", it means "miles per hour". Why are you asking?"
Jonathan: "I'm in the police car and I'm giving tickets to everyone driving too fast."
This is what I found in the family room floor. I think he wrote about 20 tickets today. Little boys make their own fun on rainy Sunday afternoons.
(For the record, I've only had one ticket in my life, WAY before Jonathan was born.)